Son of Bill Gates asks his father:
\n– Dad, I\u2019d like to try to have sex, what should I do?
\n– That\u2019s simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant in the town. Rent a horse chariot in the evening and take her for a trip around the lake. Buy her the biggest bunch of flowers you can buy. Finally rent a president suite and she\u2019ll be yours. And that\u2019s all.
\n– But Dad! Where are the romantic walks, grazes, reading of poetry in the moonlight, flirting and so on \u2026
\n– My boy\u2026 all this was invented by the Linux folks so that they can have sex for free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Son of Bill Gates asks his father: – Dad, I\u2019d like to try to have sex, what should I do? – That\u2019s simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant in the town…. \u0427\u0435\u0442\u0438 \u043f\u043e-\u043d\u0430\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044a\u043a ([rt_reading_time] \u043c\u0438\u043d)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_wp_applaud_exclude":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.maka.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}