\u041d\u044f\u043c\u0430 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u044a\u0432 \u0432\u0438\u0446. \u0421\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0439\u043d\u043e \u0441\u0438 \u0433\u043e \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043f\u043e\u043c\u043d\u0438\u0445 \u0442\u043e\u043a\u0443-\u0449\u043e. 10x to windwalker \u0437\u0430 \u0438\u0437\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0449\u0430\u043d\u0435\u0442\u043e;)<\/p>\n
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
\n„I don’t know what to do,“ says the Devil. „You’re on my list but I have
\nno room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you
\nwhat I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as
\nbad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
\nI’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.“<\/p>\n
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
\nThe devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
\npool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
\nover and over, such was his fate in Hell.<\/p>\n
„No!“ George said. „I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t
\nthink I could do that all day long.“<\/p>\n
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
\nsledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
\nhammer, time after time after time.<\/p>\n
“ No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
\nagony if all I could do was break rocks all day!“ commented George.<\/p>\n
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
\nnaked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
\nstaked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
\nwhat she does best.<\/p>\n
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, „Yeah,
\n| can handle this.“<\/p>\n
The Devil smiled and said, „Monica, you’re free to go!“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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